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Fuckballs™
Stress balls for people who are done pretending everything’s fine.
Fuckballs™ are exactly what they sound like: two squishy, palm-sized balls designed to absorb frustration, rage, anxiety, and that quiet internal scream you do at red lights. Squeeze them when your boss talks too long. When traffic stops for no reason. When your kid asks “why?” for the 400th time. When life just… fucks you a little.
They’re soft, durable, oddly satisfying, and say what you’re already thinking, out loud, in your hand. No breathing exercises. No journaling. Just squeeze and move on.
Perfect for desks, cars, comedy fans, parents, coworkers, and anyone who needs a harmless way to say fuck without actually saying it to the wrong person.
Includes:
• 2 stress balls
• A Fuckballs™ Sack
• Unlimited judgment-free squeezing
• Zero solutions, but noticeable relief
Because sometimes you don’t need advice.
You just need to hold your fucks in your hands.
Fuckballs™
Stress balls for people who are done pretending everything’s fine.
Fuckballs™ are exactly what they sound like: two squishy, palm-sized balls designed to absorb frustration, rage, anxiety, and that quiet internal scream you do at red lights. Squeeze them when your boss talks too long. When traffic stops for no reason. When your kid asks “why?” for the 400th time. When life just… fucks you a little.
They’re soft, durable, oddly satisfying, and say what you’re already thinking, out loud, in your hand. No breathing exercises. No journaling. Just squeeze and move on.
Perfect for desks, cars, comedy fans, parents, coworkers, and anyone who needs a harmless way to say fuck without actually saying it to the wrong person.
Includes:
• 2 stress balls
• A Fuckballs™ Sack
• Unlimited judgment-free squeezing
• Zero solutions, but noticeable relief
Because sometimes you don’t need advice.
You just need to hold your fucks in your hands.