Your Ass Makes Those Pants Look Fat

Look…I’m not saying you’re a tank, I’m just saying you should be swimming in one in Florida! Let’s cut to the truth, before you cut the cheese and take us all out…it’s not the pants that makes your ass look fat….it’s the way you’ve crammed, stuffed, and jostled your Pillsbury dough ass into those pants […]

10 Songs That Can Change My Mood

The below is a list of 10 songs that drive me absolutely crazy and I wish that I never have to hear them again. Ashley Simpson – Pieces of Me –¬†Ashley….you’re never gonna be as hot as Jessica, you’re never gonna be as talented as Jessica (which is really pathetic), and when I’m driving, this […]